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Article Check - Solutions To The Iraqi Crisis Straight From The Corporate Handbook Of Business Success
Sociologists put 100 people in a room for fifteen minutes. They secretly instructed two of those people to say only negative things, and the other 98 to say only positive things. Guess how long it took the two negative people to find each other and talk? Fifteen minutes! Like attracts like.Some entrepreneurs love to blame their bad financial circumstances on others. But when things are good, they’re quick to take credit for it. That doesn’t make sense. Two entrepreneurs in exactly the same city, same market, selling the same products for the same price: one makes a fortune while the other one goes bankrupt. And the loser tells you it’s the fault of the government, the weather, the market, the competition. And when you ask him how he explains his competitor’s success, what does he say? He accuses him of dishonesty, greed and underhanded
This is not a strategy in a vacuum. Remember Colonel Qaddafi of Libya? When he was doing things we didn’t like, we didn’t attempt a hostile takeover to get rid of him and put him on trial like Saddam Hussein. We just put him under supervised house arrest. We surrounded his house and checked where he was at all times. We said, “Look, you can keep doing what you are doing, but you have to keep doing it within your own house.” Qaddafi has become a model citizen and when was the last time you even heard about Libya in the media? All this without having a single American in Libya.
If this
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Well, I’m tired of waiting!
Everyone says we can’t get out. We can’t win. We can’t achieve victory. But what I’m really concerned about is that the Democrats are still hung over from their victory and are struggling to find a solution to the Iraqi problem. I don’t’ want to see a lot of bickering going on; I don’t want to see our new leaders become discouraged, particularly around this holiday season.
So what I’d like to do is offer a number of options to resolve the Iraqi crisis. (Or at least some that will allow us to wash our hands of the problem, and walk away!) The solutions proposed here are not some off the wall untested academic theories, but rather they come straight out of corporate handbook for business success.
First, some background. The most challenging problem in Iraq is an almost total lack of control, direction and focus. We’ve got various factions fighting each other just as though they were business divisions that can’t come up with a specific business plan. Ironically, just a few years ago Iraq was a totally unified and focused country. Whether it be to destroy Iran one day, Israel the next or to spread international terrorism, at least they had focus and a mission.
Of course Iraq began to lose focus when their leader Saddam Hussein was overthrown jailed and convicted. And now everyone is waiting to see him hanged, as Iraq collapses around them.
But, there is a better course of action and its right out of the latest in white collar sentencing handbook. There is an excellent opportunity to bring back stability to Iraq by sentencing Saddam Hussein to serve 10 years of house arrest and community service. As part of his community service we should put him back in charge, and let him run the country like he did before we got involved.
Remember, when Saddam ran things? We didn’t have bombings, insurrections or all these religious wackos running around kidnapping and killing people to please God. That’s because Saddam had the ability to control his business like a true corporate leader. He’s proven that he has the ability to dominate and oppress a diverse organization. Put Saddam in charge again he’ll get control of that country in a hurry and we won’t have to be there.
This is not a strategy in a vacuum. Remember Colonel Qaddafi of Libya? When he was doing things we didn’t like, we didn’t attempt a hostile takeover to get rid of him and put him on trial like Saddam Hussein. We just put him under supervised house arrest. We surrounded his house and checked where he was at all times. We said, “Look, you can keep doing what you are doing, but you have to keep doing it within your own house.” Qaddafi has become a model citizen and when was the last time you even heard about Libya in the media? All this without having a single American in Libya.
If this
Day by day, minute by minute, seconds by seconds, millions of people around the world work very hard to make money in one way or the other. This not withstanding millions of people are still living under the vineyard of poverty. Today, many are poor not because they are lazy but simply because they don’t know the rules of the millionaires.Ironically, most of the millionaires are very lazy; but since there know the simple rules of make millions, they find themselves on top of the world. Does it mean that working 24 hours daily will not make you a millionaire? Answer this question yourself. If you don’t know the secrets of the millionaires, you may end up working had and dieing poor. Basically, working 24 hours a day may even make you more poor if you don’t take time.At this point, I will like to let the cat out o
So what I’d like to do is offer a number of options to resolve the Iraqi crisis. (Or at least some that will allow us to wash our hands of the problem, and walk away!) The solutions proposed here are not some off the wall untested academic theories, but rather they come straight out of corporate handbook for business success.
First, some background. The most challenging problem in Iraq is an almost total lack of control, direction and focus. We’ve got various factions fighting each other just as though they were business divisions that can’t come up with a specific business plan. Ironically, just a few years ago Iraq was a totally unified and focused country. Whether it be to destroy Iran one day, Israel the next or to spread international terrorism, at least they had focus and a mission.
Of course Iraq began to lose focus when their leader Saddam Hussein was overthrown jailed and convicted. And now everyone is waiting to see him hanged, as Iraq collapses around them.
But, there is a better course of action and its right out of the latest in white collar sentencing handbook. There is an excellent opportunity to bring back stability to Iraq by sentencing Saddam Hussein to serve 10 years of house arrest and community service. As part of his community service we should put him back in charge, and let him run the country like he did before we got involved.
Remember, when Saddam ran things? We didn’t have bombings, insurrections or all these religious wackos running around kidnapping and killing people to please God. That’s because Saddam had the ability to control his business like a true corporate leader. He’s proven that he has the ability to dominate and oppress a diverse organization. Put Saddam in charge again he’ll get control of that country in a hurry and we won’t have to be there.
This is not a strategy in a vacuum. Remember Colonel Qaddafi of Libya? When he was doing things we didn’t like, we didn’t attempt a hostile takeover to get rid of him and put him on trial like Saddam Hussein. We just put him under supervised house arrest. We surrounded his house and checked where he was at all times. We said, “Look, you can keep doing what you are doing, but you have to keep doing it within your own house.” Qaddafi has become a model citizen and when was the last time you even heard about Libya in the media? All this without having a single American in Libya.
If this
Binding machines are used for binding together pages and covers of books or documents through a strip sewn over or along the edge for strengthening or decoration. Binding machine manufacturers provide end-to-end solutions for all the binding needs of household users or large binding firms such as replacement of parts, servicing, and onsite repair facilities.All major binding machine manufacturers operate websites that contain detailed information about their products and prices. It also contains comparison charts, which highlight the benefits of manufacturer's products vis-?-vis products of other suppliers. Customers can access a particular manufacturer's website and choose the best product from the available options. They can also access related links to get more information about a particular model of binding machine.Some manu
Of course Iraq began to lose focus when their leader Saddam Hussein was overthrown jailed and convicted. And now everyone is waiting to see him hanged, as Iraq collapses around them.
But, there is a better course of action and its right out of the latest in white collar sentencing handbook. There is an excellent opportunity to bring back stability to Iraq by sentencing Saddam Hussein to serve 10 years of house arrest and community service. As part of his community service we should put him back in charge, and let him run the country like he did before we got involved.
Remember, when Saddam ran things? We didn’t have bombings, insurrections or all these religious wackos running around kidnapping and killing people to please God. That’s because Saddam had the ability to control his business like a true corporate leader. He’s proven that he has the ability to dominate and oppress a diverse organization. Put Saddam in charge again he’ll get control of that country in a hurry and we won’t have to be there.
This is not a strategy in a vacuum. Remember Colonel Qaddafi of Libya? When he was doing things we didn’t like, we didn’t attempt a hostile takeover to get rid of him and put him on trial like Saddam Hussein. We just put him under supervised house arrest. We surrounded his house and checked where he was at all times. We said, “Look, you can keep doing what you are doing, but you have to keep doing it within your own house.” Qaddafi has become a model citizen and when was the last time you even heard about Libya in the media? All this without having a single American in Libya.
If this
Put T-shirts or polo-shirts in to Google and dozens of suppliers will be returned, but how do you decide who to buy from?Generally speaking, it’s best to stick to the products from tried and tested manufactures. Companies such as Hanes, Fruit of the Loom and Gildan are all proven distribution outlets and you can view their catalogues online.You don’t have to take the online route to managing your suppliers. But there’s no doubt that the convenience of being able to order when its convenient for you, day or night, can be very useful.Make sure that you’re working with an established wholesaler or distributor. There are plenty of web sites that offer cheap T-shirts but the absence of a telephone number, hastily written content and difficult to use web sites often say a great deal about the business behind the web site. You’l
Remember, when Saddam ran things? We didn’t have bombings, insurrections or all these religious wackos running around kidnapping and killing people to please God. That’s because Saddam had the ability to control his business like a true corporate leader. He’s proven that he has the ability to dominate and oppress a diverse organization. Put Saddam in charge again he’ll get control of that country in a hurry and we won’t have to be there.
This is not a strategy in a vacuum. Remember Colonel Qaddafi of Libya? When he was doing things we didn’t like, we didn’t attempt a hostile takeover to get rid of him and put him on trial like Saddam Hussein. We just put him under supervised house arrest. We surrounded his house and checked where he was at all times. We said, “Look, you can keep doing what you are doing, but you have to keep doing it within your own house.” Qaddafi has become a model citizen and when was the last time you even heard about Libya in the media? All this without having a single American in Libya.
If this
To begin, we call upon the clarity of our niche target market, and make sure we've got the decks cleared of any doubt or fear that might be trying to sneak in. Then we set up a system for what we offer, how we speak about what we offer and how we create relationships with those that want to work with us (aka, gain the commitment).This system is of UTMOST importance. You would be surprised how many people ‘wing it.' Now, with that being said, it's also important this system is natural to you-that's why YOU need to develop it. :)Let's go over the steps that you want to be sure you cover when developing or honing your EnergyRICH Offering System.Step 1: Be clear about exactly whom your message is for and what their challenge is.Step 2: Clearly articulate this: "I [power action word] with these kind of clients who have
This is not a strategy in a vacuum. Remember Colonel Qaddafi of Libya? When he was doing things we didn’t like, we didn’t attempt a hostile takeover to get rid of him and put him on trial like Saddam Hussein. We just put him under supervised house arrest. We surrounded his house and checked where he was at all times. We said, “Look, you can keep doing what you are doing, but you have to keep doing it within your own house.” Qaddafi has become a model citizen and when was the last time you even heard about Libya in the media? All this without having a single American in Libya.
If this solution is not tolerable for some people, then possibly we could implement another accepted business technique that many companies use in an attempt to solve their problems and that’s none other than our old friend “outsourcing.”
We have a country that is very close to Iraq that has demonstrated a strong ability to control its destiny. I think we should consider outsourcing the management of Iraq to Iran. That’s right, hire Iran to manage Iraq. (What is really scary is that the Baker group is actually proposing this approach!) With Iran in charge of Iraq, providing us with their business plan and weekly reports, we could clean our hands of the whole mess. Moreover, sine outsourcing is viewed as more efficient and economical than our actually doing the work we should be able to retain Iran for a lot less than the $500 billion it’s costing us to run a losing war. Maybe an “arms for management” agreement with Iran or some nuclear technology in a type of barter exchange would get the job done.
Keep in mind this is exactly what corporations do. They outsource problems they don’t want to deal with, and the U.S. can do that, too. We could even consider outsourcing Iraq to Syria but that would be my second choice (where’s Idi Amin when you need him?).
If you are still not satisfied with these options to solving the Iraq problem there is always the old standby – we could hire a consultant. You know, an organization that claims to have experience solving all types of problems, while in reality all they have ever done is talk about them. A corporate consultancy like Mitchell-Madison comes to mind here, but they are not big enough for this problem. We need a really big ineffective consultant for this job and who better than the United Nations? Of course, the only problem with bringing in a consultant it that only delays the reality and we would still end up with the problem in our laps.
But, there is one solution that I am confident will work and that is the tried and true joint-venture. While this might be difficult to implement, it could do the trick, because corporations in the past when corporations have been faced with issues and problems beyond the scope of their ability to resolve, they have sought to join forces in a joint venture. Admittedly, this has made for some strange corporate bedfellows. (Or to be PC, bedpeoples.)
In the case of Iraq, we could do a joint venture with Al-Qaeda to manage Iraq. This gives us an opportunity to bring in a management team that has a de
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